Saturday, November 6, 2010

UP AND DOWNS

After a long time I was visiting to “Adi”, almost after one and half month. Past month was really hectic as there was a huge pressure of production due to DHANTERAS and DEEPAWALI demand of cars, and this new SUV “Tata Area” is really doing well in the market. Being in the production line of “Area” I literally got damm tired from work in last month. Now I got off for 2 days and decided to visit Adi.

Adi “Aditya Sharma” is staying in the same city and in the first year of his Masters course. We are good friend starting from the first day of engineering college,we used to call him “Shan – E- Saptuda” as he belong to naturally beautiful place Satpuda vally region (Pachmari area) which is in Madhya Pradesh the of heart of this country.


As usual we decided to meet at a near by Bar of his place. It’s not actually a bar but a road side dhaba which is having drink facility at the back side of dhaba, plastic red and blue chairs with same color table. Dim lights hardly one person can identify to other from a distance of 10 meter and Killing Cool Air in winter time. Some time they keep Aalav near to you which is coal burned in pan shaped vassal which is used in construction work.
Which keep giving u sufficient heat time to time, and that’s actually the best thing I find there with much silence except some slow sound coming of “Kishor Kumar’s” song’s playing at the bill counter of the dhaba. But it was adding pleasantness there.

I stopped my bike at one road side pan gumthi and asked for my cigarette brand Gold Flake lights. I bought one packet of 10 cigarettes.From which I took out 2 and kept in the upper pocket of jackets as knowing that whatever quantity I will have in the packet will be finished in table itself, so better to have a safety stock for night.

So dude how is every thing with u.

I am very good. So finaly got time haan, where were you these days?

Arey dun ask yarrr, due to over production I didn’t get a single day leave in past month yarr. I was doin shift of more than 14 hours in a day. So much tension yarrrr material procurement, quality issue those bustards dun care about any thing no system still want high production how its possible yarrr…cant they see.. no facility, Its dying condition there. They son of bitch always plan at 11th hour. Akal nahi saalo ko.. apni hi marti hai they just phone pe follow up..yarr seriously I m telling you….

Tell me some thing new…

What?

Arey stop fucker…. always rotlu….You and your company. just go to hell… one more word about your company and I will burn that” rassi wala” cracker on your ass…
Sounds like you are the only one working there and running the company.

Humm right….then u tell what’s new and exciting at your part. I wanted to go away from my work that’s why I m here. Here you will get a frustrated production engineer only.

Well lets 2 pegs go in ..frustration will come out. So what you would like to have today.

Its chilling cold so lets have our all time favorite Rum OLD MONK what says?

Deadly. Bas tumhari choise par hi to fida hai ham.

Huzoor its all you peoples support and guidance. Engineering ke 4 salo me that’s the only skills we could develop by series of experiment. Isn’t it?

Hahah that’s rite…

I talked with Tiwari yesterday.

Suhan Tiwari kamina kaisa hai wo kamina... jugadu of our group.

He is very happy and as you know after a little struggle he is with good job now and getting better salary .He Was inviting us to Banglore bola sare essh karata tu bas aa jao.

I am dieing to have a get to gather of “V- guys” our group.

Every one is waiting for such moment “ek doosre ki marne ke liye”. Well our beautiful color full drink is here so lets start just ..cheers. (A long awaited moment of the day).

Cheerss

Tiwari was very happy he and had a wonderful news to share.

What news? Is he in intelligence bureau now..

Ha ha ha…no not yet ..but there is a girl in his life now.

What. “Tiwari” holy shit what u saying..
Not again Tiwari how many times will u repeat it with new new tactics.
You remember for girl staying next to his new house he used to do exercise at 12 at night as she used to come on terrace that time.
Before this he used to through news paper keeping his mobile no. slip inside to her window.

Ha ha ha yes how can we forget that.. once he was after a married lady…said experienced ka maza hi kuch aur hai mere dost ne bataya hai. U know he also got threat call from that paper through girl’s brother or boyfriend god knows. Some how saltaya. But he sounds little serious this time. Time changes every thing can u imagine Tiwari as serious for job, for life.

That’s true yarrr , I never ever had thought that time will show us all these faces. But is Tiwari really going well with this now.

Yes he said “I m trying hard and I m sure that girl also likes me to much but didn’t get official permission yet from her side.” He was very happy and eager to share this news with us. He tried your cell but u were in night duty I guess.

Yupp I was.

He was sounding very excited and happy and told me to pass this news to you. He said I don’t know why but I first wanted to share all this with you guys as it will also make u people happy a lot. And literally I was very happy after listening this news. Finally our Tiwari is also on the rite track..

Even I am feeling very very happy for Tiwari. I will definitely call him tomorrow and pull the legs of this Ass hole.

So lets have another round pegs of this wonderful Rum in the name of Tiwari.

Yaaa sure abb to banti hi hai…

So now cheers for Tiwari…AAge bado tiwari.. lol.

And how u doing with studies any upcoming exams.

Na yarr just finished and dun want to listen that word again for next 5 month.

(So far Adi was continua sly playing with his mobile some time bit serious, some time strange smile in his face and some time anxious definitely talking with some body on SMS …………)

Lage raho India lage raho…..

(With uncontrollable blushing) … what do u mean by this…

Haan haan lage raho bhai aur time mile to hame batao kya chal raha hai…….

Down in 2 pegs only haan…

Yarrr I m at least down after 2 pegs but I m noticing since starting tum nashe me jhoom rahe ho…

Hey you know me yarr. You know me from inside out.

Haan I know that’s why asking ……Tell me name first so that I can confirm that its old phone book entry or newly added in your phone book.

Fucker just Stop grinning haan Dun be over excited there is nothing…

Yaa I know just tell me kitno ke dilo ki dhadkan bane hue ho.

Haan jii hamari kismet aapke jaisi kahan chahne walo ki line laga rakhi hai.
And I told u na ther is noting. You know I rarely go with all these as usually go away.

I just asked name why are u giving me all these explanation.


Well she is Zoya. She is in my class.

Naam to bahut pyara hai.

Humm She is cute and very kiddies’

Achha and what else is wonderful with Zoya….

Nothing u just stop ur imaginations and come back and for your further information she is already engaged and happy.

Good I am also very happy as usual u always climaxed before starting. I don’t know when you are going to give me such good news like Tiwari. We want to see u with somebody and want to pull your legs like any thing at that time.

Ass hole I find no difference in my friends and in enemies. Pata nahi kis janam ke paap hai jo esse kamine friends mile.

Ha ha ha…….sab issi janam ke hai … dunt you remember your paap. Second year…

Dunt start that chapter again … you guys are height of kamina pan na. Salo bhagwan se daro

Ha ha ha …arey okey yarrrr….Kalyug hai….chalo wont irritate you more… call for next peg yarrr ..

What these cigarettes are waiting for.

Ohh yes go ahead I know u always required cigarettes after such discussion.

Fuck u ass hole.

I love seeing your this face, irritated seems like just want to beat me like anything, but some how controlling.

You should be thank full to me and god for this.

Okey what else is ther new and exciting with u.

Nothing just same fucked life totally fucked and trapped, abb to dard bhi nahi hota.
Well leave all this tell me how you going with Ishi. How is she?


Every thing is okay she is busy with her exams yarrr.

Okay wish her all d very best on my behalf. So fir kya future plans..

God knows yarrr lets see what turns life take in future. But noting is easy goin.

Well Ur sms are keep coming just reply them.. kyu tadpha rahe ho…
wait I will be back in 5 mints let me check wash room.

Koi kisi ko nahi tadpa raha…tu fadkna band kar de.. you better go fast nd come back.

………….

So done with sms……….


Hanji but just tell me what should I answer if one girl ask

“Why do you like me , and why me.”

What I cant get it?

“ I have to answer somebody Why do I like her.” As simple as that…

What…. now don’t say its Zoya……..

So u know that haan …. Smart.

Man what’s this sudden turn haan………… well it’s not fucking simple but definitely you should have an answer if you truly like her, ….and I don’t think I need to tell you how to get the answer. But before that my dear friend would you please explain me what’s going on…

Well we are close and I like her but not that way …you know na my way……now let me tell u about her hope this will answer some of my question as well..

Ye hue na baat..

Excuse me sir – Can I have your order for dinner it’s 10.40 pm actually and by 11 we
Will have last order of drink.(waiter)

Arey abhi kahan last order yarrr abb to actually ham shuru hue hai……rite Adi..

Ha ha ha rite…………

To be continued ……